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Feel free to view my latest works, and also read the description about what I think of the Bill Henson scandal going on at the moment. These photos were my response to this and dA, in all its ignorant glory, removed them because the photographer (me) took photos of a nude girl under the age of 18 (me). WHAT THE FUCK. Shit, I really shouldn't be a child pornographer and take photos of myself and then beat off to them later in all my paedophiliac ideologies. Get a fucking grip.

2007. 2007 years since Jesus first walked the Earth. Or crawled the Earth. 'Cos he was a baby and shit. 2007. Two James Bonds. Mad. According to dA, 2007 wasn't an entirely active year for me. Oh, contrare, my perfect peach pear, 2007 was the year where I probably learnt more about myself than any other year, and any other year to come, I'm sure of it. Like every other person, I made friends, I lost friends, I discovered new bands, took up new opportunities, was overwhelmed by love, infatuation, hate and grief and gave up alcohol more times than I can remember. 3 boyfriends, 3 exes, 3 gigs and a new best-friend later, 2008 came flying at me. Let me take you back a bit, a trip down memory lane, shall we?

New Years Eve, 2006 was spent with a bunch of people I barely knew, one of which was my most hated at the time ex-boyfriend. These people would later prove to be some of the best friends I could ever ask for in the coming year. We missed the countdown, I poured goon all over Jacob's favourite shirt (which I would later ruin in the year with my eyeliner and tears) and my taxi never came. It proved to be a promising start to a promising year.

The rest of January, 2007, was spent flitting around Dubbo. I bleached my hair for the first time ever, and in the result, recieved chemical burns on my scalp, I met who I thought would be the love of my life, and turned out to be my most hated enemy, hugged a complete random at a concert while I was completely drenched after jumping in the pool, who later turned out to be quite a loyal and trusting friend in the future, and discovered my love for checkered shirts. I started dating Kristopher "Kriss" Williams on the 23rd of January 2007 and got my arse dumped on the 8th of February. Long term relationships ftw. I shan't go into the details of that dumping but it was lame. He had a girlfriend he didn't tell me about, and although he hadn't met her, he would rather be with her than me. I must be fucking hideous. I will never forget this quote "I must have dreamt that I dumped her. Sorry." L fucking ol. January also brought about the loss of a new friend, Adrian Gates, but also the reconciliation of my ex, Adam Blackett and I. I started Year 11 with some crazy form of work ethic that deteriorated (naturally) after one term, and my brother from another mother, Anthony Norris, moved towns. February brought three new people into my life. Carlo Hilton, Daniel Micallef and Kyle Dunkley. Carlo Hilton randomly consoled me about my break up with Kfagiss one day, and from that point we were buddies, later on, the best of them. Daniel Micallef, I met at his brothers 18th birthday party, and proved to be a trustworthy and good friend later on the track, and Kyle Dunkley, who was the reason for the 4 stitches in my right foot and has earnt a special place in my heart ever since with his witty ways of calling me fat and owning everybody insight. I also owe him $237. February brought about the incidents at Butler's Falls with Noni Wellington, Kym Langford and Nathan ... I can never remember his last name. Khangaskhan, Seaweed Queens, Truth or Dare, nipple licking and my fire lighting abilities became the way of the future. I also met who would later be my long term not-boyfriend for 5 months. But we shall delve into that later.

The next few months meant that my band Kilpanda would play at Heat 2 of the Battle of the Bands, and get totally owned by the judges and not play. Again. I auditioned for Australian Idol, and recieved two yes' and two no's, which meant, overall a no-go for me. I even sang Trivium for them. Gosh. Holy shit there is a massive spider under my table. KILL IT. Maybe if I ignore it it'll go away. Anyway. I assosciated closely with Iain Newton-Doull, who after 3 months or so of being in an unofficial relationship, broke my heart the day before my Preliminary exams were due to start. Le sigh. I met a lot of interesting people in between then and becamse so caught up with the hustle bustle of my dear Iain that I forgot about my true and dear friends. On the 17th of July 2007, a dear friend passed away. Ash Horder, you will be missed. I took a month off school due to "illness" and came back and had no idea how to interact with human beings again. I cut my hair more than 8 times and dyed it even more. I went to Sydney with a person I had only met three times before, and stayed in a youth hostel alone with him for the first time. I saw Fall Out Boy, Jack's Mannequin, Gyroscope, Parkway Drive, No Apologies, Her Nightmare, The Warriors, The Getaway Plan, Circa Survive, My Chemical Romance and discovered a whole shit load of bands I never even knew existed before. I started wearing short shorts and heavier eye makeup. I failed 3 unit English. I received 8% in Maths. Played a title role in the school musical, lost 8kg, performed my own original songs for the first time ever in front of an audience, cut my fringe, shaved my arms, and wrote off love forever. I gained two new best friends for life, and learnt the value of my old friends and how important they are to me. I fell in love again, had my heart broken again, cut other people's hair, walked through Newtown at midnight with only one other person, cried on a train, still didn't get my licence and am still in debt for $237.

2007 was massive year of change for me. I matured and dematured so much that it sent me crazy. I've never loved so much or felt so much hurt in my life, but well, I've never been pregnant. I've never watched so much Family Guy or played so much Playstation or had so many blisters on my fingers from hours playing guitar. Needless to say, Two Double Oh Seven, I salute you.

Yeah. So I'm dead, in case you haven't noticed. I've become a stalker, lurking in the galleries of *Aiko273 and ~established while occassionally uploading the shit piece of semi-artistic photography on a camera with 4MP and a fun macro feature. I'm gonna try and get back into this whole.. dA.. thing as I do my year 12 major work body of work thingy, as I guess it's another way to record my progress, yeah? And if for some freak reason my VAPD ACCIDENTLY catches on fire 2 weeks before it's due or has a large tub of ink or malasis spilt on it or is shoved in a freezer filled with rotting cow tongues, then I can always just print my ideas off the internet.

So for those who have forgotten about me, good for you, it's probably better that way, but for my ADORING fans, all 7 billion of you (or as my Modern History text book says; 7000 million.. wtf.) I'm not dead. I'm also not Pink! So.. yeah. Just getting that sorted and shit.

Updates on my life at the moment? Um. Well. Things are good, I guess. Omg, last night, the glands under my tongue swelled up while I already had infected tonsils and I pretty much looked and sounded like the Elephant Man. It was pretty mad, but of course, I made it look FEE-YARCE. I've recently become even MORE addicted to America's Next Top Model and post-hardcore bands. Heading off to see my big sissy and her finance (yes; finance) in Canberra for Christmas but before that, heading off to see the loverly Moped in the neighbouring village of Dubbo. Been to a few gigs this past year; Fall Out Boy in September and My Chemical Romance in November. Both were brilliant and unforgettable. Going to the Boys of Summer tour in January before going to Big Day Out in Sydney and then Soundwave in February. Busy year ahead for me, considering I've got that thing.. what's it called.. oh.. yeah.. THE HSC IN 10 MONTHS OH MY CRAP. Pfft. Fuck all ya'll for stressing. I'm not letting a piece of paper tell me if I'm gonna fail @ lyf.

In other news, I am now the singer in a band called Fallen Sins. Fail and lose. Enough said on that topic.

Moving on. I'm taking my Mama Bear out for dinner tomorrow night with the money I won from some awards at Presentation Night. For those interested and for those who aren't the awards were Doug Moppet Memorial Outstanding Achievement in Literacy Award ($100 for that sucker) and the Creative and Performing Arts Award (Fiddy dollar for that one). Aren't I wonderful? I could've spent that money on a baller hat, that Comeback Kid shirt I've been wanting for a while, the AutoBots belt buckle to match my Decepticon one, some grillz, bitches and hoez, but.. y'know, I'm just SUCH a nice person.

Anyway, I'm gonna go and read some of these old blogs of mine to cringe at my retardedness. Kbye.

1. Do you snore?
i dunno.. not awake to see

2. Lover or fighter?
renegade fighter.

3. What's your worst fear?
ugh, spiders, the dark, death.

4. As a kid, were you a Lego builder?
i love leggo. still do.

5. What do you think of "Reality TV"?
its an excuse for people to share their pathetic lives witht he world.

6. Do you chew on your straws?
why? who wants to know *shifty look*

7. Were you a cute baby?
yeah. curly flucking hair, big ass wonky eyes.

8. How is the single life for you?
zomfg, who said i was single

9. What color is your keyboard?
black. like my soul.

10. Do you sing in the shower?
sure do.

11. Have you ever bungee jumped?
HELL NO

12. Any secret talents?
MY VEIN DANCES LIKE WOAH

13. What's your idea of a vacation spot?
something white and sigmund.

15. Have you eaten sushi?
yes. once upon a time. and i didnt mind it. made my hands smell feral.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
yus, one of my favourites.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the chocolatey center of a Tootsie Pop?
what's a tootsie pop?

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
ZOMFG YES! zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
yeah. my sandwhich tasted like ass.

22. Are Speedos hot?
oh shit yes.

23. What's your stand on hunting?
i hate it. i hate it when they do mean things to piggies and kangaroos and stuff.. like dude, thats our national emblem you're killing. yes im looking at you matt. hi. *wave*

24. Is marriage in the future?
...WTF IM NOT A FORTUNE TELLER THING.

25. Do you like your handwriting?
meh. its really messy. but its ok.

26. What are you allergic to?
flucking dairy products.

27. When was the last time you said "I love you"?
um.. last night to my mummy.

28. Is Tupac still alive?
...is ben stiller still alive? see i didnt think so.

29. Do you cry at weddings?
never been to one.

30. How do you like your eggs?
still runny in the middle but cooked on the top

31. Are blondes dumb?
i dunno. sometiems.

32. Where does the other sock end up?
you know the lint collector on the front of your dryer? i reckon your sock disintergrates into lint and gets eaten.

33. What time is it?
1:33PM

34. Do you have a nickname?
yeah. dani, dan, doctor, phil, queenie, llama, cupcake.

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
i like the elmaco burger.

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
this morning.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
baths when im sad, and i have showers when im hungover.

38. Is Santa Claus real?
no.

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
yes. dark = ring chick come to gnaw on my toes.

41. What are you addicted to?
diet coke

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
crunchy if i am forced.

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
YES! when i dislocated my knee cap. i was so amped up on morphine it was funny.

45. Single or taken? If so, by who?
im taken by mrs epic

46. Is drug free the way to be?
yes!

47. Are you wearing socks?
yeah

48. What color are your eyes?
fucked up coloured.

49. When's the last time you cried?
ummmm.. the other night when i thought i lost $20

50. Do you like your life?
ive had worse.. wait..

51. Whose life is better?
How should I know? Every life has a flaw.

53. Have you ever read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Nope.

54. Do you play any instruments?
yep.

56. Can you skateboard?
i try. i fail. dismally.

57. Do you like camping?
meh, its aiight.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
no, my mum does.

59. Do you believe in magic?
in the young girl's heart, how the music can free her whenever it starts? no.

60. Dogs a man's best friend?
no. a human is.

61. Do you believe in divorce?
Yeah. i have to XD

62. Can you moonwalk?
i try. i fail. dismally.

63. Does your mom know you have a MySpace?
er.. i guess?

66. Do you wear nail polish?
usually. black. like my soul.

67. Do you like someone right now?
maybeh *shifty look*

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
THE FLUCKING RIVER'S AD! "what...............makes...............everything..................at...................rivers.......................so......................comfortable?

69. Do you shop at target?
no, it's too expensive

70. Favorite band/singer at the moment?
cradle of filth, panic! at the disco, radiohead.